Are you
sick and tired of jail guards that do their jobs so well? How about prison authorities that don’t let
you enjoy your incarceration? Is your rival gang taking over your territory?
Are you losing your mojo because of life in prison? They
are laughing right at your face!
You deserve an
upgrade!
Choose New Bilibid
Prison, Philippines.
This prime
real estate is sanctuary to a community of inmates that offers a break from the
traditional management and facilities. Remember that there is a better choice than
just being in prison – it’s New Bilibid Prison!
It’s the luxurious choice of the convicted.
- Get your dignity back as a scumbag
- Keep your illicit businesses running even after the courts have declared you guilty of atrocious crimes.
- Serve your time while enjoying best money can buy
We come to you with one principle in mind:
Anyone can be
bought for your convenience!
And we make it happen
Call your nearest BJMP broker and check out
available units.
NO RESERVATIONS, NO
DOWNPAYMENTS
JUST GET CONVICTED
AND WE’LL DO THE REST!
It is time to
upgrade your prison life to a luxurious lifestyle. If you
think you deserve the very best in prison accommodations, CALL OUR BRIBE HOTLINE RIGHT NOW
Bribe Hotline: 1-800-NBPBRIBE.
Satisfaction Guaranteed
The New
Bilibid Prison in the Philippines will change your view of prison management
and incarceration. This not so state-of-the-art prison facilities comes equipped
will all your needs in prison life. Just
give us the right bribe and we’ll make it happen. Just check out what you can enjoy in here:
- Video and audio entertainment featuring high definition flat screen TV (porn sold separately)
- Gym and gym equipment that rivals the ones BJMP offers their own people
- We guarantee you won’t get raped when you take a shower
- 24/7 goon protection by your own private army inside the prison complex (your choice of hoodlooms)
- Free of charge high-powered weapons – we’ll even throw in side arms and knives for the first 5 drug lords to get life imprisonment every fiscal year FREE OF CHARGE
- Girls on call for lonely nights for a discounted fee (upgrade to premium account and get girls, guys, minors, dogs or any livestock you want because we don’t judge your preference)
- Your own shabu stash for personal use or for in-prison business (Check the BJMP concierge for other available illegal substances – fees and charges apply)
- 24/7 BJMP help desk for your other needs and demands
- We have an In-Prison Business Plan Upgrade so you can run your illegal business from anywhere in the prison community. Don’t let incarceration stop you from running your business!
GET ALL THESE AND MORE.
ONLY AT NEW BILIBID PRISON, PHILIPPINES
The nicest maximum security prison your money can buy
If you are a scumbag that deserves
only the best
CALL OUR BRIBE
HOTLINE RIGHT NOW
1-800-NBPBRIBE
Don’t let a rival gang beat you to
it. CALL NOW!
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If you are tired of corruption in the Philippiones
Help fight it!
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